A TOXIC ANTHEM: Not even The Airborne Toxic Event’s stirring rendition of our National Anthem at Staples Center could help the Clippers beat the Lakers last night in their crosstown rivalry, but it did offer some consolation to our own diehard Clip fans Lenny Beer and son Jesse. Here, the band hits a high note which incites fellow follower Bill Simmons to renew his cries for coach Vinny Del Negro’s head. (4/5p)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/25a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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