HITS Goes Fishing

GONE FISHIN’: If you’re looking for someone in the HITS office tomorrow, good luck. Of course, that applies on most days, but especially tomorrow, when the entire lot of us—except for Karen, Monique and Robin, who will be getting facials along with landlubbers Lenny and Ted, though the latter insist they’ll be golfing—will hit the high seas, where we will cast for something we can de-bone and cook up before Trakin pukes his guts out. That’s right, we’re taking a day off, so if it’s anything important it’ll have to wait. At least until the effects of the edibles wear off sometime tomorrow evening. (8/7p)

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Class of '24 comes alive. (4/22a)
HITS LIST IN
PLAYOFF MODE
Will scoring records be broken this week? (4/23a)
BILL'S PASSAGE COULD RESULT IN U.S. TIKTOK BAN
Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill... (4/20a)
BLACKSTONE ASSEMBLING $1.5B BID FOR HIPGNOSIS SONGS FUND
A white-knuckle moment (4/20a)
NEW RELEASES:
SWIFT UPS THE ANTE
Does she ever. (4/22a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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