RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Katsis and Townsend Tie the Knot
MAZEL TOV: To Prospect Park’s Peter Katsis and lovely bride Catherine Townsend on their recent nuptials. Here’s the happy twosome shortly before their wedding night, when they played a little Five Finger Death Punch… and we don’t mean the band. The sound you just heard is the collective sigh of every single woman in L.A. with the news the eligible Mr. Katsis is no longer on the market. Rumors that best man Kwatman caught the bridal bouquet went unconfirmed at press time, though it's true the house band was Jane's Addiction. (10/9p)
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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