RUMOR MILL
Monday, March 18, 2013
Kalter's Lone Star State
CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS, NO TRESPASSING: MGMT's own Jonathan Kalter took some time out from walking out on the Prince show at SXSW and accepting bribes from Samsung representatives to take a side trip to Pfugerville, TX, home of the Pfugerville Panthers, and site of the West Dillon Panthers football field of Friday Night Lights TV fame. Shortly after he took this shot, Kalter was run out of town by a group of cattle ranchers who heard he was a Member of Another Tribe, and we don’t mean the East Dillon Lions. (3/18p)
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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