The Sweet Smell of Excess

THE SWEET SMELL OF EXCESS: In the wake of the security guard who filed suit against Universal Music Publishing Group last week for complaining the place was "infiltrated with pervasive drug use where you could smell marijuana seeping from various offices and openly used in common areas," HITS magazine has authorized the use of the revolutionary GPen, which vaporizes wax-encased pot emitting nary an odor. Said one slightly stoned Senior Editor: “What do you mean you ate all the M&Ms?” (4/16p)