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Kimmel's Lie Witness News

JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT REAL DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T SIGN THEM: Are you all over The Obesity Epidemic? Totally pumped about Get the F*** Out of My Pool? Telling everyone you know about The Chelsea Clintons? Of course you're not, because these bands were made up by the staff of Jimmy Kimmel Live. They then interviewed Coachella attendees who--not wishing to appear uncool--swore up and down that they knew and loved and were fully geeked to see these nonexistent acts. The resulting "Lie Witness News" segment is pretty magical. And like The Chelsea Clintons, it just has "a really fun energy." (4/23p)

NEAR TRUTHS: KINGDOMS
File under: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. (3/26a)
ONE SHINING HITS LIST
She shoots, she scores! (3/26a)
YTD MARKET SHARE
Zeroing in on the elite teams (3/27a)
BEST IN THE WEST:
STEVE BERMAN
High time for another Eminem skit (3/26a)
MUSIC REVENUE TOPPED $17B IN 2023: RIAA
Streaming subscriptions lead the charge. (3/27a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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