RUMOR MILL
Monday, May 20, 2013
Gavin and Chris @ Ivors
IVOR LEAGUE: "Life's pretty good, eh, Gavin?" said Coldplay leader Chris Martin. "Here we are, great-looking rock stars with swarms of adoring fans."
"Right you are, Chris," replied Bush frontman Gavin Rossdale. "Not to mention gorgeous superstar wives and lovely children."
"And now we've got these prestigious Ivor Novello songwriting awards. Sweet! So--where's this photo going to run, anyway?"
"HITS Daily Double."
"Oh, God ... I'm gonna be sick." (5/20p)
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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