POPULAR MUSIC, AS SEEN BY THE UNPOPULAR: Say, friend: Are you keen to know the status of sizzling Top 40 singles from Avicii, Lorde, Pitbull, One Direction, A Great Big World and Emeli Sande, among many others? And would you like to view them through a kaleidoscopic haze of gin and cough syrup? Well, this is your lucky goddamn day, because the latest installment of Pop Mart awaits your eyeballs. Read on, and please keep the column away from open flames. (10/29p)
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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