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ICYMI: For those of you who didn't see it in our print mag, the cover featured SYCO/Columbia’s One Direction, who earned at #1 bow on the HITS Album Sales Chart last week; the U.K. quintet has clearly transcended the “boy band” label by diversifying their sound, resulting in one of Q4’s biggest releases. Still, we can’t imagine that appearing on the cover of our pathetic print publication will be among their fonder Memories. Meanwhile, 1D's manager, Richard Griffiths, is our Contents Dungeon Prisoner of the Week. The London-based management veteran has no reason to be Modest after the band's chart-topping debut, but he'll undoubtedly find this HITS Contents shout-out rah-ther awkward. (12/9p)