Album of the Year

ALBUM OF THE YEAR: Yoko, Olivia Harrison and Alicia Keys present the award; the Grammy goes to Daft Punk for Random Access Memories. Pharrell and Nile join them at the podium, but ASCAP head Paul Williams, a featured performer on the album, makes the speech. "I used to hallucinate things that weren't there," says Williams, "and then I got sober and two robots asked me to make a record." He praises the pair for their generosity of spirit.

HITS LIST IN BLOOM
From the desert to the sea (4/15a)
ON THE COVER:
AARON BAY-SCHUCK
AND TOM CORSON
Bunny's hoppin' again. (4/15a)
DESERT HEAT:
PAUL TOLLETT
The cat in the hat is calling the shots. (4/15a)
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
THE COUNT: SUPERSTARS TO SURPRISE AT COACHELLA?
The latest tidbits from the vibrant live sector (4/12a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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