Bartels-Rick Ross photo
PANCAKES: These two extra-large gentlemen do not anchor the left side of the New York Jets offensive line, though they’re frequently mistaken for NFL behemoths when they’re seen together. They are, however, large and in charge when it comes to their actual gigs, which involve the guy on the left, IDJ topper Steve Bartels, moving major tonnage of product cranked out by the dude on the right, Rick Ross. They’re seen here getting ready for an earth-shaking chest bump, having just been informed that Ross’ new Mastermind is trending toward a #1 debut next Tuesday, with a projected total in six-figure territory. Moments after this photo op, Bartels grabbed a baseball bat and whacked the shit out of his own Ferrari, with Ross urging him on. Oh, those alpha males… (3/5a)
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Now 100% unlicensed!
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