HUDDLE UP: "Look, if you're leaving the Vikings," notes Def Jam ruler Steve Bartels to star running back Adrian Petersen during the ESPN Upfront, "why not come work for me? We'll get Iggy Azalea to do a verse on your record, and the weather's only marginally worse in Manhattan than it is in Minnesota." Seen thinking they'd better go long if they're going to get away from us are (l-r) Shawn "Pecas" Costner, Petersen and Bartels. (5/13p)
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/18a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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