RUMOR MILL
Thursday, July 3, 2014
KG and Doorman
KAREN DOES LONDON—A SUITE: God Save the Queen! Or in this case the President—namely HITS President Karen Glauber, seen here with the doorman at London's Four Seasons Park Lane.
"Rather nice day, now that's it stopped raining, eh, Wetherby?" she commented.
"Quite so, ma'am,' he replied.
"I daresay I'll perambulate on the thoroughfare."
"A splendid idea, ma'am."
"But afterward I shall require a full tea service in the Amaranto."
"Rhubarb tartlet, m'am?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"For dessert, ma'am."
"Ah. Quite. I'm a bit distracted, you see. It's this ruddy business with Lady Grantham."
Later, it started raining again, and Karen was reminded of David Bason's words: In Canada, they don't have a Fourth of July. (7/3a)
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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