RUMOR MILL
Monday, September 8, 2014
oprah/us the duo
THREE'S COMPANY: Republic's husband-and-wife band Us the Duo, whose Vine videos went seriously viral, have a high-profile new fan: Oprah. After seeing new Fox flick The Book of Life and falling in love with the pair's single, "No Matter Where You Are," featured in the credits, Oprah booked them for her Life You Want Weekend Tour, which highlights inspirational artists, authors and speakers. Rumors that every attendee will get a free car couldn't be confirmed at presstime. Meanwhile, The Life We Want Weekend Tour consists of smoking obscene amounts of Trainwreck Kush and sucking down scotch in our undies. Where's our goddamn parade? (9/8a)
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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