WE SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU: The latest HITS List contains all 26 letters of the alphabet, employed in various configurations so as to form the names of various chart-toppers, superstars, captains of industry and people on the move. As always, it’s the ultimate water cooler aid for established and aspiring weasels. You’re welcome. (9/10a)
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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