MUST-HAVE ITEM HAD BY MANY: Apple reported today that it’s sold more than 10 million iPhone 6 and 6 Plus units since their retail debut on Thursday; this exceeds last year’s iPhone bow, which racked up a pitiable 9 million. The latest total doesn’t include China sales, as regulators there have not yet approved Cupertino’s latest smart gizmos. One downside to the news: We’ll all be reading a lot more of the word “phablet,” the deeply unfortunate term for phones with big screens like the 6 Plus’ 5.5 diagonal inches. To which we say, phuck. (9/22a)
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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