WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR AN IMPORTANT GAY NEWS BULLETIN: A laudable spirit of tolerance abounds in these not-at-all-sensational subject lines of recent eblasts from the industry bible. Whether these "breaking news" dispatches justify the precious inbox space they command is for others to decide:
In other breaking news, Lenny Beer has revealed that he's not sure what's up with Marc Pollack. (11/7p)
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/19a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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