ONE-DAY SALES:
BRANDY MOONS RETAIL
Brandy’s a fine girl, all right. After coming out as a young R&B/Pop phenom in ’94, she just turned around and starred in a hit sitcom. Wish we could do that, but we’re funny "weird," not funny "ha-ha."
Anyway, Brandy’s third album streeted Tuesday, and according to early reports from national accounts (we love saying that), her Full Moon (Atlantic) looks like it will clear a solid 150k by the end of the week. That will almost certainly secure a Top Five chart debut for the Brandster, who's now 23, married and preggers. And depending what happens with this week’s Grammy-stoked chart-toppers, it could put her in contention for #1.
This week’s Top Five, of course, was all about the #1 Alanis and #3 Kylie Minogue debuts, with Grammy winners O Brother at #2 and Alicia Keys at #4, with a little band called Linkin Park (Warner Bros.) thrown in for good measure. That’s excellent company to be in, as is Brandy herself. We, of course, being cesspool scum, are good company to avoid. Thank you.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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A CHORUS OF PRAISE: IVORS 2024 NOMS
