really nifty.
DUMB GRAMMY CONTEST:
IT’S FUN, WE GUESS
Well, HITS and DreamWorks are here to tell you that you don’t need dope. And you don’t need hope, either. You just need a nifty prize. And now you can win something while doing what you normally do anyhow—predict who’s gonna win Grammys.
That’s right, it’s the 2002 Dumb Grammy Contest. Here’s how it works.
Just be the top picker in one of three groups (radio, retail and general weasels, also known as "potpourri") and you’ll win something really nifty. And the categories are:
- Album of the Year
- Song of the Year
- Record of the Year
- Best New Artist
- Producer of the Year
- Best Rock Album
- Best R&B Album
- Best Rap Album
- Best Polka Album
In the event of a tie, the winner will be the one closest to accurately predicting the following:
The length of Mike Greene’s speech will be ___ minutes and ___ seconds.
We think DreamWorks’ Vicki Leben will be picking Nelly Furtado for Best New Artist, Song of the Year, Best Pop Vocal Album and Best Female Pop Vocal Performance. But we’re as stumped as you about where she’ll go in the diabolical polka category.
To enter, click here, e-mail [email protected] or, if you prefer to communicate by scrawling things in crayon, fax your picks to us at (818) 501-6164. One entry per person, please.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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A CHORUS OF PRAISE: IVORS 2024 NOMS
