SUGE PAROLED

You’d Better Watch Out, You’d Better Not Cry, You’d Better Not Pout, We’re Tellin’ You Why
Despite many prayers, this day was bound to come.

Marion "Suge" Knight, the co-founder of rap music label Death Row Records, has been paroled five days earlier than expected.

He left Mule Creek State Prison near Sacramento Friday morning (4/21) after serving half of a nine-year term for violating probation on assault charges.

At press time, rumors that HITSRoy Trakin met Suge in Sacramento for a nosh and another exclusive interview could not be confirmed.

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