ADD EMINEM NEWS: RAPPER’S SENTENCING DELAYED
Eminem’s sentencing in Pontiac, MI, on charges of brandishing a firearm in public and carrying a
concealed weapon have been delayed until June 28. The rapper pled no contest on April 23 to the charges, which stem from an incident last year in which he allegedly pulled an unloaded weapon on Douglas Dail. At the time of Em’s plea, the judge was considering probation instead of jail time. No confirmation to rumors that the court sentence him to 2500 hours listening to Limp Bizkit albums.
FINAL ADD EMINEM: RAPPER’S MOM TOLD TO BACK OFF
A judge has denied a request by Eminem's mother to collect more money for settling a pair of lawsuits
against the rap superstar. Debbie Mathers-Briggs, who initially sued for $12 million, protested attorneys’
efforts forcing her into a settlement of $25,000. “It's clearly a settlement. If someone feels remorse
subsequent to it, that doesn't change that it is a settlement,” Judge Mark Switalski ruled. Eminem said,
“Mother? Fucker!”
BACKSTREET BOO-BOO
Backstreet Boy Nick Carter reportedly grounded his 45-foot luxury cabin cruiser in Florida, ending up
stuck in a shallow seagrass bed, and forced to abandon ship. Unfortunately for Carter, seagrass is a
protected plant in Florida and there are laws against damaging such foliage. Marine biologists will
investigate the damage done before determining a fine. No confirmation that manager Jeff Kwatinetz is now buying the state to settle the dispute.
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/18a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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