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Liberty Digital's DMX Music and AEI Music Network will combine to create an international multimedia e-business, music entertainment company that will deliver commercial-free music via the Internet and satellite networks.

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NOT SHOCKDROWNING, SHOCKWAVING
Online animation destination shockwave.com unleashed its fall lineup today. We care because it includes a mention of upcoming Shockwave Singles, full-screen Flash animation combined with MP3 audio, from Keanu Reeves' band Dogstar—and De La Soul. Whoa.

VOLKSWAGEN FUSES WITH ATOMFILMS
Volkswagen of America, maker of the fine Jetta automobile, inked a content syndication and sponsorship deal with indie film/animation company AtomFilms. VW.com will license and stream several short films from the Atom library, including several bits of Eric Saperston's "The Journey," a film about traveling across America in a VW bus. No word if any more Nick Drake music will be offered, but nothing says "high tech" like a VW bus.

BEATNIKS UNITE
Interactive audio tech company Beatnik has released Beatnik Editor 2.0, a cross-platform music authoring tool. The software can be used as a standalone for converting and combining MIDI and digital audio files into RMF format or as a virtual General MIDI sound module within today's most popular MIDI sequencing packages. And if you know what that means, you need to get your face out of the tech manuals and into the sun. Your parents are worried sick about you. (No actual beatniks were harmed in the writing of this story.)

BE FREE TO MAKE MONEY
Be Free has linked with myplay, digital music locker to the stars, to offer its full-service performance marketing solution for myplay's performance-based affiliate marketing program. Be Free replaces a company that only offered partial service, with no-performance marketing. Us need vacation now.

LAUNCHED INTO THE OMNISKY
Our pals at Launch.com are now offering daily content, you know, music news, reviews and concert info, for OmniSky's wireless Internet service. OmniSky subscribers can send/receive e-mail, surf the Web and do other cool things via wireless modems attached to PDAs. Sadly, porn isn't the same on LCD screens.

A DIFFERENT DMX
Liberty Digital
's DMX Music and AEI Music Network announced that the companies intend to merge. The combined letters create an international multimedia e-business, music entertainment company that will deliver commercial-free music via the Internet and satellite networks, and help Scrabble players everywhere. And since nobody's making any money doing that stuff, the conjoined firm plans to get a paper route.

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TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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