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After two operations in order to increase her fertility, Canadian pop star Celine Dion is pregnant, according to Reuters. Dion is currently taking a three-year sabbatical from writing and recording music to do just that: have a child. She and husband/manager Rene Angelil, who is battling throat cancer, had been having trouble conceiving. "We couldn't have done any of this without David Crosby," Dion said… The Country Music Association may have found a permanent host for its CMA Awards show. Vince Gill, who has emceed the nationally televised event since 1992, signed a two-year contract to continue hosting. "Letterman and Leno ain't goin' nowhere and the Oscars would never have me, so why not," said the top-selling country artist… Members of heavy metal band Motorhead were arrested for making too much noise at a Denver hotel. On Friday 4:30 a.m., band member Mikkey Dee and two members of the English band's entourage were arrested after a disturbance at a Holiday Inn. A guest at the hotel called security when he was awakened by pounding on his door and screaming outside. "It appears to be an isolated incident that resulted from the band member's intoxication,'" explained a Holiday Inn spokeswoman, noting the band apparently was in the hotel bar until closing. "I think they forgot which room they were in. They thought it was their own.'" Band leader Lemmy Kilminster said, "I'm sick and tired of all those rappers getting busted, it's time we reclaim our place for the future of rock ‘n' roll."… And speaking of rappers getting busted: The man who Grammy-winning rapper Eminem allegedly pulled a gun on for kissing his wife has sued the musician, saying he still fears for his life. "It was the scariest moment of my life," said John Guerra Friday, "and I've seen Cher without makeup." Guerra's lawsuit, which seeks an unspecified amount in damages, accuses Eminem of hitting him in the head and face in the June 4 encounter. Guerra told reporters that he was on the receiving end of the kiss from Kimberly Mathers, which he described as "rather intimate." The New York Daily News asks, did Eminem give his wife reason to stray? Porn star Kendra Jade claims she enjoyed a tryst with the chart-topper and his producer, Dr. Dre, after a recent concert in L.A., the paper reported. "The Real Slim Shady definitely stood up!" she declared.
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