While we’re on the subject, here’s an entry on “Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now” we banged out for the 2011 iTunes lifestyle playlist The Sound of Working Out. If you can find it in the store, let us know where it’s located.
“When you recover [from three sets of pushups], you roll over on your back and get ready to give your abs their turn. You slide up the volume on your iPod a notch to get the optimum lift out of McFadden & Whitehead’s pumpin' disco groove, using it as a funky metronome to spike your exertions. You put your core muscles through the ringer with crunches, reverse crunches, oblique crunches, bicycles, the works, exhaling audibly into the uplift of the chorus, John Whitehead's testifyin’ giving way to silky female voices: ‘Ain't no stoppin’ us now/we’re on the move…we’ve got the groove.’ You bounce up from the prone position surprisingly refreshed—you’ve caught your second wind…or is it your third—and you take a few deep breaths before heading to the weight room to pump some serious iron.”
Time to get started, 97-pound weaklings!
SONG REVENUE: CALM BEFORE THE STORM
J. Cole has his moment; Future-Metro have another big payday. (4/19a)
WARNER CHAPPELL ROPES IN RED CLAY STRAYS
Another big get for Guy and Carianne (4/19a)
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/19a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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