VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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"Hello, I’m RCA Nashville singer/songwriter Ryan Hurd. I live a pretty sweet life—recording, touring, being married to an incredible woman. Considering the blessings that have come my way, I want to give back. Which is why I spend some of my spare time mentoring trade-magazine idiots like Todd and Samantha here. They spend their days in a fluorescent-lit Hollywood cubicle, stoned out of their tiny minds and arguing over which lunch place will deliver avocado toast on Postmates. It’s a sad, pathetic existence, but I like to think I can bring them a little sunshine. At least for a few minutes before I run screaming to my Uber.”